I want to be Hugh Hefner's Next Girlfriend!

That's right! NO, I don't have the figure you'd expect (here I am in a bathing suit and yes I'm aware it's pretty much a complete blur. That was done for your protection). NO, I'd never make it in his magazine so I wouldn't be a future girlfriend like the rest of the past playmates. NO, I don't have any interest in the man himself, Hugh Hefner. NO, I don't want a divorce as I'm married to a great guy. HOWEVER, being a 'girlfriend' means you get to plan parties every day and that's my dream! I've always noticed that all these girls do is plan parties, have you? Every Birthday is the biggest bash, every holiday has them deciding on the next over the top thing they want to do (slip and slide that is 40 ft long?), every event is fully catered and set up and cleaned up and served but the girls get to plan whatever part they want! Their annual Easter bash has them decorating as many eggs in any way they would like but the staff buys it all, gets the craft items, sets it up, cleans it up and FINISHED whatever eggs the girls decide they don't want to do! Come on! How do you not want to live like this? And they have a new outfit every single day! Okay, time to eat. Pick up the phone, ring ring, 'Hi, this is Kiersten and I'd like a Ceasar salad please. Oh 3 of my best friends stopped by in their bikinis and Karen wants what? oh, a grilled cheese sandwich and Julie wants sushi and Kim will have a burger no bun. Thanks so much . . . . Sure, we'll eat in the dining room. We'll be there is 15.' And lets not leave out that they also have movie night once a week (that's them at one) and have consistent parties annually--I do thrive in stability. And we also can't leave out the gifts for the parties, by the way. It's your birthday so here honey, have a new car or a pink golf cart (my current favorite wish list item) or these silly other gifts that we spent all day shopping for because that is our LIFE this week. Enjoy! Name anything you could want from a lifestyle (well, other than the older shared boyfriend bit) and a home and tell me that being a 'girlfriend' isn't the way to go?

-Kiersten